The Knights, in struggling to keep up with the times and having heard about a bridge designed by Leonardo of Vinci, decided to see if they could replicate it. It is a bridge made out of wood and tension and gravity (Sounds like my aging body!)
I, Count Gregorio, suspicious of their ingenuity and craftsmenship, tested the bridge with a heavy piece of wood. It held!
Now, the real test. Brave Isaiah, shod in the latest knightly footwear, stepped upon the bridge and it held! Sir Eli ponders the physics of it in the background. Master RJ, of Linus-ville, stands thunderstruck.